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Christianity: the belief that a cosmic jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by one talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

Makes sense.

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