Uitati-va pana la sfarsit, reactia celor doi frati e de mare angajament )
“There once was a time when all people believed in God, and the church ruled. This time was called the DARK AGES” – Richard Lederer
Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a hooker for a hug
we keep pulling… someone lets go… and it hurts the one who held on.
Spufii ♥ HTC si au si de ce: in afara de faptul ca produc modele de telefoane uber cool, taiwanezii sunt creativi si surprind placut clientul fix cand s-ar astepta mai putin - ambalajul in care ajunge ceva reparat inapoi din service-ul lor arata asa:
Christianity: the belief that a cosmic jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by one [...]
what’s with the cats these days?
I’m on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it )


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